Seniors: What are your predictions for the year 2011?

My own mind is highly attuned to time-space vibrations, and my predictions are always 98.5% accurate, even more accurate than those of Edgar Cayce, Nostradamus, and the Great Chriswell himself. I PREDICT that the FDA will admit that numerous drugs that have been taken daily for years by tens of millions of people actually cause cancer, heart disease, and diabetes. They will put "warning labels" on the drugs and keep them on the market. I PREDICT that the Pentagon will spend a hundred billion dollars to try to develop a Star Wars anti-missile weapon to protect us from the drug gangsters and terrorists and pirates that now threaten us every day. I PREDICT that police in a major American city will see a black symphony orchestra conductor jiggling the key in the lock of the front door of his home and will shoot him thirty times in the back. The cops will later explain they "thought he might have a weapon" and "thought he might be a criminal" and "these things happen." They will be sentenced to a week without pay. I PREDICT that a major-league sports star with a multimillion-dollar contract will be charged with raping a tail waitress, punching a reporter, and kicking a dog. I PREDICT that an attractive blonde college student will disappear and the media will spend at least a half hour every day for the next several years speculating about what happened to her. I PREDICT that flying saucers will continue to appear over the major cities of the world and be photographed by thousands of amateurs and professionals and even by network-TV crews, and the U.S. government will ure everyone that there is no evidence they exist. I PREDICT that several major religious organizations will divert tens of millions of dollars intended for charity and use it instead to fund hateful anti- legislation. I PREDICT that several prominent and influential "family values" politicians will be caught having with prostitutes, young boys, and S&M dominatrices. I PREDICT that the Supreme Court will OK the Democrats' novel use of the "commerce clause" of the Constitution to take total control of every aspect of the lives of poor and middle-cl citizens. AND I PREDiCT that the Supreme Court will also OK the Republicans' use of their "freedom of economic speech" concept to allow rich individuals and corporations to secretly move huge amounts of money around and use it for any purpose at all without any government regulation whatsoever.